Not To Gross You Out, But…

Two funnies that Son-W1 recently said regarding potty times:

“Mommy, I get a lollipop too.”  Me: “Why?”  Son-W1: “Because Son-D and I shared the poop [in the potty].”  Me: “I don’t think so.   It can’t come out of both of your bodies.”

Second story:

Me: “Try to go potty.”  Son-W1: “I can’t.  The poop and pee is yelling inside me, ‘I don’t want to come out!  I can’t come out!'”

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