The other day, I was talking to Will about being a ring bearer since he will be one in just eight days! Will said, “I don’t want to be a ring bearer. I want to be a hoop-de-de-day.” I asked him what that is. He said, “It’s someone who throws ‘waber’ (water) on everyone and gets everyone wet.” He then said, “Aunt Laurie should be a clown” [at the wedding]. Silly boy!