Ring-Bearer or Something Else?

The other day, I was talking to Will about being a ring bearer since he will be one in just eight days!  Will said, “I don’t want to be a ring bearer.  I want to be a hoop-de-de-day.”  I asked him what that is.  He said, “It’s someone who throws ‘waber’ (water) on everyone and gets everyone wet.”  He then said, “Aunt Laurie should be a clown” [at the wedding].  Silly boy!